Oh the things I say

Here are just a few of the delightful things I hear myself saying:
"glue on grass is not going to catch a lizard"
"where is your mother?"
"the counter is not your step stool"
"just cause I am on call 24/7 does not mean that I will always answer your call"
"when I said get a snack, it did not mean one of each"
"Do you really think the snow boots go with your sun dress?"
"Does this face really looks like it cares who had the book first?"
"When I said, brush your hair I did not mean just one piece of hair"
and my favorite one, "I love you too"